Monthly Archives: July 2014

Is @dorothywang back with Cooper Mount?

Dorothy just keeps on posting cryptic photos on Instagram regarding her relationship with Cooper Mount.  In series 1 of The Rich Kids Of Beverly Hills, Dorothy and Cooper were very much an item.  Then a few weeks ago Dorothy posted a picture of her new Hermes Bag with the caption “breakup bag”.  Today she is holidaying in the South of France and has posted a picture of herself and Cooper.  The strange thing about this photo is Cooper is blurred, almost like he has been superimposed in the photo, or faded out.  Up till today she has just posted pictures of herself, or her family,  inferring that she is just on a family holiday.  What does this all mean? We are confused, we will just have to wait until Rich Kids Of Beverly Hills, series 2 comes back, next week for answers.

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It takes two men to put sand on @KimKardashians bum, yes this is really true! Pls rt

It’s another fine sunny day in la la land.  Just when we think Kim Kardashian will not give us anything else to write about, she has a photo taken of her bum, yes again.  But so as not to bore us completely senseless, this time she is pictured with two male assistants putting sand on her bottom.  Not since Cleopatra did a woman need two male assistants to do such a pointless job.  We can only imagine that these two men are gay, what will she tell Kanye?  Surely he cannot be that easy going.  Have you noticed that since Kim has got married her photos and dress sense seem to be more explicit, very strange.

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Katie Price’s husband in multiple cheating shocker!!

There are no limits to publicity grabber Katie Price.  What would be a tragedy to a normal human being, is another amazing opportunity for publicity, and yet more money for this classy lady.  Katie as we are sure you know, (unless you live in a cave, and read a sensible newspaper like the financial times), has been cheated on by her latest husband.  Kieran is a stripper by profession, which maybe should have rang alarm bells for multi-millionaire Katie.  Last night Katie took to twitter, to make sure we all knew more details on her dubious life.  Katie who had a lot to get off her pumped up chest, slagged off two of her former friends, who she says have been shagging her husband.  These two horny tarts have supposedly been shagging her husband in cars, and on kitchen worktops or wherever else they can find a bit of space!  One of these tarts is so horny she is even shagging a man who works for Walls ice cream, now we know it’s hot, but just how far will a girl go for a 99.

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Anyway it has all ended well in the Pricey household, because Katie’s husband is not a lying, cheating piece of trash after all.  Katie’s husband has been diagnosed by an expert as having a sex addiction.  Katie has wisely said that with a life time of therapy they can all continue to play happy families.

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There is a leaked sex tape staring #laurengoodger!

imageWe never could understand why Lauren Goodger gets so much press.  Lauren is completely irrelevant, she has not been in anything for years, until now!  Lauren crashes back into our consciousness in a sex tape.  Yes folks, now before you get to excited, this tape lasts for a whole six seconds of  Lauren performing a sex act on some bloke called Jake Maclean, who strangely looks a bit like Lauren’s ex Mark Wright, but we digress.  Apparently this epic six second movie has been shared by at least 34 mobile phone users. We have been searching the internet, for research purposes obviously, and cannot find the damn thing anywhere.  Lauren says she is very embarrassed and has said the bloke in question has texted her an apology, what a gentleman.  Isn’t this just one big coincidence that this tape surfaces, just as Lauren is rumored to be going in celeb big brother house.

#KatiePrice husband in Walls icecream shagging shocker!!

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There are no limits to publicity grabber Katie Price.  What would be a tragedy to a normal human is another amazing opportunity for publicity and yet more money for this classy lady.  Katie as we are sure you know (unless you live in a cave and read a sensible newspaper like the financial times), has been cheated on by her latest husband.  Kieran is a stripper by profession and maybe that should have rang alarm bells for multi-millionaire Katie.  Last night Katie took to twitter to share more of her dubious life.  Katie provided some more information just in case you have not been buying the Sun newspaper, which this week are printing a number of interviews with her.  Katie who obviously has much to get off her pumped up chest, slagged off her two former friends who she says have been shagging her husband in cars, kitchens and anywhere…

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#KatiePrice husband in Walls ice cream shagging shocker

There are no limits to publicity grabber Katie Price.  What would be a tragedy to a normal human is another amazing opportunity for publicity and yet more money for this classy lady.  Katie as we are sure you know (unless you live in a cave and read a sensible newspaper like the financial times), has been cheated on by her latest husband.  Kieran is a stripper by profession and maybe that should have rang alarm bells for multi-millionaire Katie.  Last night Katie took to twitter to share more of her dubious life.  Katie provided some more information just in case you have not been buying the Sun newspaper, which this week are printing a number of interviews with her.  Katie who obviously has much to get off her pumped up chest, slagged off her two former friends who she says have been shagging her husband in cars, kitchens and anywhere these horney tarts can find a bit of space!  One of these tarts is so horney she is even shagging a man who works for walls ice cream, we know it’s hot but surely there are limits as to how far a girl will go for a 99.

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Anyway all ends well in the Pricey household because as it turns out Keiran is not a cheating lying piece of trash at all, he actually has a serious condition, which psychologists call sex addiction.  Katie with all her wisdom has decided that with a lifetime of therapy they can continue to play happy families.

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#kimkardashian bum is the eighth wonder of the world

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In another day of shameless self promotion Kim posts a picture of her bum,image yes another one.  Kim who is pictured on the beach like some poor beached whale is obviously looking for a million likes. Momager Khris is just out of shot jumping up and down.  Khris knows how much the viewing figures will rise for Keeping Up With Kardashian’s new season, from this genius piece of PR.  Kim’s bottom is officially the eighth wonder of the world.

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