Category Archives: Lauren Goodger

Was there ever really a raunchy tape staring @LaurenGoodger?

We could never understand why Lauren Goodger gets so much press.  Lauren is completely irrelevant, she has not been in anything for years.  So just before Celebrity Big Brother, Lauren crashes back into our consciousness with a sex tape!  Never in the history of supposedly leaked sex tapes, has their been so my much fuss over a tape that probably never existed.  Supposedly hundreds of people saw the tape, but not one person put it on the internet, very strange.  It was also reported that Lauren passed out from the stress of the situation, while holidaying in Dubai.  Was this whole episode just one big PR stunt to get her back in the press pre big brother?  The tape, which apparently starred Lauren performing a sex act on some bloke called Jake Maclean.  Jake who strangely looks a bit like Lauren’s ex Mark Wright, but we digress, is Lauren’s ex boyfriend.  We searched the internet for the tape, for research purposes obviously, but could not find the dam thing anywhere.

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There is a leaked sex tape staring #laurengoodger!

imageWe never could understand why Lauren Goodger gets so much press.  Lauren is completely irrelevant, she has not been in anything for years, until now!  Lauren crashes back into our consciousness in a sex tape.  Yes folks, now before you get to excited, this tape lasts for a whole six seconds of  Lauren performing a sex act on some bloke called Jake Maclean, who strangely looks a bit like Lauren’s ex Mark Wright, but we digress.  Apparently this epic six second movie has been shared by at least 34 mobile phone users. We have been searching the internet, for research purposes obviously, and cannot find the damn thing anywhere.  Lauren says she is very embarrassed and has said the bloke in question has texted her an apology, what a gentleman.  Isn’t this just one big coincidence that this tape surfaces, just as Lauren is rumored to be going in celeb big brother house.