Monthly Archives: July 2014

#kimkardashian bum is the eighth wonder of the world

In another day of shameless self promotion Kim posts a picture of her bum,image yes another one.  Kim who is pictured on the beach like some poor beached whale is obviously looking for a million likes. Momager Khris is just out of shot jumping up and down.  Khris knows how much the viewing figures will rise for Keeping Up With Kardashian’s new season, from this genius piece of PR.  Kim’s bottom is officially the eighth wonder of the world.

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#KELLYBROOK fiancé to go in celebrity @bbuk

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Rumour has it that Kelly Brook’s action man lookalike fiancé,  is going into celebrity big brother.  One mag even reported this is to up his profile away from her! Celeb BB usually ups your profile for about 3 mins with a few exceptions such as Rylan.  Pre Kelly, David hit the news for crashing a van full of dead badgers into a bus stop, I know don’t ask.  Kelly who wisely worked out after twelve whole weeks, that womaniser and driver of dead badgers David McIntosh, is the man who she wants to spend the rest of her with, is not doing her image any good at all.  The beautiful pair probably deserve each other, can only imagine the fight to get to the mirror in their house.

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@IAMKELLYBROOK fiancé to go in celebrity @bbuk

Rumour has it that Kelly Brook’s action man lookalike fiancé,  is going into celebrity big brother.  One mag even reported this is to up his profile away from her! Celeb BB usually ups your profile for about 3 mins with a few exceptions such as Rylan.  Pre Kelly, David hit the news for crashing a van full of dead badgers into a bus stop, I know don’t ask.  Kelly who wisely worked out after twelve whole weeks, that womaniser and driver of dead badgers David McIntosh, is the man who she wants to spend the rest of her with, is not doing her image any good at all.  The beautiful pair probably deserve each other, can only imagine the fight to get to the mirror in their house.

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#KellyBrook and #KerryKatona have strangely identikit boyfriends

In the strange parallel world of celebrity dating where everyone gets engaged within a month of meeting each other, Kerry Katona and Kelly Brook are dating similar looking action men hunks.  Kerry of course has managed to knock out yet another baby in this time and today announced she would like to add to the five she already has.  Hopefully Kerry does mean with her present fiancé but who knows. Kerry’s trying to beat the celebrity title set by Ulrika for four different baby daddies, Kerry’s actually only on her third.  Mean while Kelly Brook is lagging behind, although she did manage to get engaged with in three months of meeting her hunk.  Jason Statham or Kerry’s boyfriend’s twin brother ladies?

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#Cheryl Cole makes great decisions! No prenup.

And in another day that is the wonderland of Cheryl Coles life (or whatever she is calling herself today), Cheryl makes another well thought out decision.  This comes in a long line of decisions that is clearly hurting her pretty head. Cheryl wisely decides not to have a prenup with the man she has known for three months, or as some papers are reporting it is actually six and they once met years ago, so that’s alright then.  Let’s hope this man is worth it!

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Anyone like a slice of vagina cake! Served at #ChristinaAguilera baby shower!

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Taking cake making to new depths of depravity, there is a new craze hitting baby showers. This is cakes shaped as vaginas giving birth!  And here in case you were wondering what these delicacies look like, and we know you are, are two excellent examples.  Now we are not saying Christina is not a classy bird but growing up around Britney has obviously taken its toll.

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Anyone like a slice of vagina cake! Served at #ChristinaAguilera baby shower!

Taking cake making to new depths of depravity, there is a new craze hitting baby showers. This is cakes shaped as vaginas giving birth!  And here in case you were wondering what these delicacies look like, and we know you are, here are two excellent examples.  Now we are not saying Christina is not a classy bird but growing up around Britney has obviously taken its toll.

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