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Was there ever really a raunchy tape staring @LaurenGoodger?

We could never understand why Lauren Goodger gets so much press.  Lauren is completely irrelevant, she has not been in anything for years.  So just before Celebrity Big Brother, Lauren crashes back into our consciousness with a sex tape!  Never in the history of supposedly leaked sex tapes, has their been so my much fuss over a tape that probably never existed.  Supposedly hundreds of people saw the tape, but not one person put it on the internet, very strange.  It was also reported that Lauren passed out from the stress of the situation, while holidaying in Dubai.  Was this whole episode just one big PR stunt to get her back in the press pre big brother?  The tape, which apparently starred Lauren performing a sex act on some bloke called Jake Maclean.  Jake who strangely looks a bit like Lauren’s ex Mark Wright, but we digress, is Lauren’s ex boyfriend.  We searched the internet for the tape, for research purposes obviously, but could not find the dam thing anywhere.

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@IAMKELLYBROOK fiancé to go in celebrity @bbuk

Rumour has it that Kelly Brook’s action man lookalike fiancé,  is going into celebrity big brother.  One mag even reported this is to up his profile away from her! Celeb BB usually ups your profile for about 3 mins with a few exceptions such as Rylan.  Pre Kelly, David hit the news for crashing a van full of dead badgers into a bus stop, I know don’t ask.  Kelly who wisely worked out after twelve whole weeks, that womaniser and driver of dead badgers David McIntosh, is the man who she wants to spend the rest of her with, is not doing her image any good at all.  The beautiful pair probably deserve each other, can only imagine the fight to get to the mirror in their house.

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